Archive for December, 2009

Rocky Mountain MS Center’s Drag Queen Bingo

Join us for the 5th Annual Drag Queen Bingo featuring Alexandra Winter!

The event proceeds will benefit the Rocky Mountain MS Center www.msypn.org.

Thursday, January 14th

First session: Doors open at 6:30pm, session starts at 7:00pm
Second session: Doors open at 9:00pm, session starts at 9:30pm
Tickets are $35 per person in advance, $40 at the door.
This event is 21+

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DKO – Live Funk, Jazz & Latin Band

Monday, January 25th – 7pm

Party with DKO     ONLY $5

You’ll thrill to DKO’s 8-piece band…PLUS a special solo performance by DKO’s DJ for their upcoming CD “Beyond The Boneyard.”  Enjoy live looping via electric trombone, keys, Vocoder & Lemur.

Grab your friends and come on down for a funky gathering at Lannie’s.

“…fresh, innovative funk… brilliant.” Michael Brecker

The Darren Kramer Organization (DKO) is a world-class horn band that performs original Funk, Jazz & Latin music. This exciting group has capitalized on creating the next generation of crossover jazz and brings its high-energy music to people all over the world through their inspiring performances, educational clinics, and exceptional recordings.   All DKO recordings feature original music performed by this high-energy ensemble as well as international guest artists such as Eric Marienthal, Rick Margitza, Jerry Hey, Gary Grant, Gary Willis, and the late Michael Brecker who praised Kramer’s music as “…fresh, innovative funk by a brilliant, upcoming trombonist.”

http://www.darrenkramer.com

Reserved Seating based on the order of purchase. Your seats will be held approximately 10 minutes after show time.

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you’re are seated together the night of the show. Thank you.

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Midnite Martini’s Winter Burlescapades

Escape the everyday and explore the winter wonderland of the Burlescapades!

Join the Clocktower Cutie Clockettes, our Burlesque Babes as they present a visual feast of acrobatics, burlesque dancing, circus acts, belly dance, naughty puppets, and winter themed fun.

Midnite Martini weaves the talents of some of your favorite Clocktower stars into a midwinter tale of magic and delight… and tassels galore!

Featuring astounding costumes, aerial duets, and more group numbers than ever before.  It’s a full on production of Tease and Talent!  Don’t miss our year-end tribute to snow, show and go-go-go!

Tongue-in-cheek comedy and tastefully risque vaudeville and burlesque, this show is not suitable for the up-tight or underage patrons.

Doors open at 7pm, Show starts at 8pm.
Tickets $30
Call the box office for our special VIP bachelor/bachelorette, birthday, celebration tickets.  For an additional $5 each person will get a tiara or a fedora and the person of honor will be pulled onstage for some burlesque embarassment!

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TICKET AND SEATING NOTES:
- Reserved seating based on the order or purchase
- Seats will be held 10 minutes after showtime, after that all empty reserved seats are released
- We do not have physical tickets, we will have your name on a reservation list.  The night of the show please check in at the box office and a hostess will show you to your seats from there.

Midnite Martini pictured left
Photo by Daniel K Photography

Lannie Garrett’s Hilarious “Patsy DeCline Show!”

HELD OVER by POPULAR DEMAND!

Lannie Garrett stars in this tongue-in-cheek spoof of all the big haired Country queens of the 50s and 60s.  This is NOT a Patsy Cline tribute, but a rollicking, rawhide celebration and tease of everything Country.

Lannie, a.k.a. Patsy, is backed by her loyal pedal-steel driven quintet of FABULOUS musicians, and together they do honor to the Country classics of: Merle Haggard, Hank Williams, George Jones, Tammy Wynette ….with a few hilarious and campy takes on some other favorites, too.

With hair as big as a tumbleweed and her dazzling rodeo queen costumes, Patsy will have you rolling in the aisles with her take on life on the road, ex-husbands, hit records and her bawdy, bumpy life in showbiz.

The Denver Post said:  “Laugh all you want…this woman can sing.”

The Rocky Mountain News said:  “…whether you love country music or hate it, you will love this show.”

AND:  “If record labels had any sense, they’d sign Miss Lannie up for real, she’s that good.”

THANK YOU DENVER!

Patsy’s last show for the season is Sold Out!

Patsy will see you next year at Stock Show Time in January 2011 – Yee haw!

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