Join vocalist GIA MORA in celebrating the release of her first LP

SOMETHING BORROWED, SOMETHING BLUE
with LOVE IN THE MILE HIGH CITY!

LOVE… is a great mix of standards, forgotten classics, and holiday favorites featuring some of Denver’s finest musicians, including Rick Chinisci on guitar and Bill Stevens on keyboards, Nick Ganoyek on drums, and special guest Danny Showers. Please welcome Miz Mora back for a homecoming performance!

GIA MORA works as an actor, singer, and model across the east coast. As a jazz vocalist, she has headlined at venues including Blues Alley, the Rusty Scupper, the Henley Park Hotel, and 49West. She currently performs as Gladys in “the world’s best band,” Doc Scantlin and His Imperial Palms Orchestra. In 2008 she had the honor of singing at a command performance at the White House for the Bush family. Miz Mora is a proud third generation jazz musician and began singing on her father’s gigs at age 3.

In addition to singing, she has appeared at theatres including Rep Stage, MetroStage (dance captain for Maurice Hines), Shakespeare Theatre Company (dir. Keith Baxter, dance captain for Gillian Lynne), Kennedy Center, Arena Stage, Woolly Mammoth Theatre Company, and Round House Theatre, among many others, earning two prestigious Helen Hayes Award nominations. An accomplished film actor, she garnered a 2007 Best Acting Award from the 48-Hour Film Project. With writer/director Barry Gribble, she has her own YouTube series Shrinkage, and she appeared in the the FOX Television pilot, Saving Corporate America.

“Gia Mora is delightful… [she] has a beautiful singing voice.”–Washington Post

“Impossibly gorgeous Gia Mora’s talents extend beyond superb acting. Luxuriate in her jazz stylings.”–Karen Shod, Karen’s Hot Tips ‘n’ Tix/Karen’s FYI: Theatre Opps

“Stunning, gorgeous Gia Mora brings heart to the show by knocking the socks out of Krieger and Birkenhead’s song, Heroes of the Homefront.”–DC Theatre Reviews

“I can’t say enough about the marvelous Gia Mora who sings and dances and possesses Lucille Ball-like comic timing.”–DC Theatre Scene

For more information, please visit www.GiaMora.com.

First come, first serve seating Doors are at 7:30
Pre-sale tickets available until until Saturday Dec. 19th 9PM, after that all sales will be taken at the door the night of the show.
$18 in advance, $20 at the door
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Escape the everyday and explore the winter wonderland of the Burlescapades!

Join the Clocktower Cutie Clockettes, our Burlesque Babes as they present a visual feast of acrobatics, burlesque dancing, circus acts, belly dance, naughty puppets, and winter themed fun.

Midnite Martini weaves the talents of some of your favorite Clocktower stars into a midwinter tale of magic and delight… and tassels galore!

Featuring astounding costumes, aerial duets, and more group numbers than ever before.  It’s a full on production of Tease and Talent!  Don’t miss our year-end tribute to snow, show and go-go-go!

Tongue-in-cheek comedy and tastefully risque vaudeville and burlesque, this show is not suitable for the up-tight or underage patrons.

Doors open at 7pm, Show starts at 8pm.
Tickets $30
Call the box office for our special VIP bachelor/bachelorette, birthday, celebration tickets.  For an additional $5 each person will get a tiara or a fedora and the person of honor will be pulled onstage for some burlesque embarassment!

Tickets & Showtimes:

TICKET AND SEATING NOTES:
- Reserved seating based on the order or purchase
- Seats will be held 10 minutes after showtime, after that all empty reserved seats are released
- We do not have physical tickets, we will have your name on a reservation list.  The night of the show please check in at the box office and a hostess will show you to your seats from there.

Midnite Martini pictured left
Photo by Daniel K Photography

Lannie Garrett and her Errand Boys of Rhythm Quintet will be ringing in the New Year with their hit show:  Great Women of Song: From Billie to Bette, a tribute to great female singers in stories and song.  This show received 4 out of 5 stars from the Denver Post and sold out every show during its Fall run this year.

Doors are at 8 p.m.  We’ll have a yummy dessert bar waiting for you and Lannie’s trio onstage to serenade you.  Fireworks on the mall at 9 p.m.  The show begins right after the Fireworks—we’ll supply champagne at MIDNIGHT and the Fireworks will commence again out on the mall to bring  in the New Year.  The club will stay open late.

Reservations please, this New Year’s Eve performance fills up fast. The whole night is $125 per person.

Dessert bar, Fireworks, Champagne, Party hats and noisemakers…and Lannie and our staff making sure your night is unforgettable.

Make an overnight reservation at one of the nearby downtown hotels (we recommend the Courtyard Marriott–steps from our door- 303-571-1114 ) and make it a whole evening that your partner won’t soon forget.

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Sorry, we are closed until 11pm, when the doors open for our weekly Late Night Burlesque Show, “Off the Clock”.

THE DEMENTED DIVAS PRESENT:

THE BUTTCRACKER!

Nutcrackers, sugar-plum fairies and sitting on Santa’s lap….could the
holidays be any more twisted?

Yes, those naughty Demented Divas are at it again with their holiday
show, “The Buttcracker”! Complete with new songs and more zany fun!

This campy show is a twisted look at all that we hold dear and sacred
during the holidays . The show features Denver’s most famous bearded
drag queens: Nuclia Waste, Portia Potty, Iona Trailer and Gabriella
Butz’in. You’ll enjoy those holiday classics like, “The 12 Drinks of
Christmas”, “Schweatty Balls: and “I Want A Boob Job For Christmas.”

Voted “The Best Place To Toss Your Fruitcake,” the show happens every
Tuesday and every other Wednesday night in November and December. Last year’s holiday show sold
out so buy your tickets early or you’ll end up with coal in your fishnet
stocking.

Read what audiences are saying about the Demented Divas.

“Best Drag Show” Westword, Best of Denver 2007

“I have never laughed harder in my life!!!!! ” Trent, Denver

“…our heads were POUNDING from all the laughter!” John Paul, Denver

“THE BEST DAMN SHOW TO HAPPEN TO DENVER!” Elvis, Denver

“…one of the best shows I have seen.” Jeremy, Denver

Tickets $25
Doors Open at 7pm, Show Starts at 8pm. Reserved Seating based on the order of purchase… Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you are all seated together the night of the show, thank you.

Tickets and Showtimes:

SUNDAY DECEMBER 20th HAS BEEN ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!
Get your tickets today!

Sorry, we are closed tonight!  Please check into another show…

There is only ONE Late Night Friday left and then our popular Magic Underground show is moving to every Wednesday night at 8pm on January 6th!
You can expect to be astounded with the exciting line-up of magicians, performers, and some unexpected silliness.

It’s Denver’s most unusual night of fun!

Magic Underground is an entertaining magic and variety stage show with mind-blowing, close-up magic performances. This show not only features a variety of masters of the magical arts, but offers World-class variety acts from around the globe, and, of course, those gorgeous magician assistants!

Descend down Lannie’s stairwell into our intimate showroom and be transported back to the golden age of live magic shows. At a Magic Underground show, there is no television-camera-trickery to blame when you don’t believe your own, unblinking eyes! Step right up and climb on down to this amazing, funny, sexy, and unforgettable tour of magic and witness magic miracles in the form of daring escapes, mind reading, levitation, impossible card effects, mental metal bending, watch solid objects appear and disappear, and many more unexplainable feats all right before your very eyes!

Magic Underground is hosted by veteran magicians, Chad Allen and Professor Phelyx and their non-magician co-host, Vegas, himself a tried and true showman and performer par excellence.

Professor Phelyx has been called the premiere magician in the Rocky Mountain States and his 28 years of experience are evident in the demonstrations of his skill (Phelyx.com).

Vegas is one of the core performers of the famed Burlesque shows at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret and his years of experience as an entertainer (musician, actor, comedian) are supported by his legion of fans.

Magic Underground boasts such supporting acts as Reid Belstock, recognized, the world-over, as one of the best living jugglers/comedic entertainers, Colorado’s own aerial artist-celebrity (think Cirque), Midnite Martini, and the unpredictable Vaudevillian, Calvo diSanto. This show also features additional guest-magicians, from all over the country, who are sure to delight with their most entertaining demonstrations.

Magic Underground is proudly sponsored by 42 Below Vodkas.  Be sure to take advantage of their drink specials!

21+ with I.D.

Tickets: $10 or $15 VIP (you must call the box office to purchase VIP tickets)

*** VIP tickets include a tiara or gangster hat for each person, and ensures that the person of honor (birthday boy, bachelorette, etc…) will get onstage. ***

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THE MAGIC CONTINUES ***WEDNESDAYS*** STARTING JANUARY 6TH!
Check our January calendar for details, tickets and showtimes!