Back by popular demand!

Have you ever felt like you can’t please everyone?? Well, this is your kind of show…..
Life As A Fabulous Disappointment is an anthology based on the life of Tina LeGrand and the man under the make-up. Todd Barnes, a singer, actor and female impersonator brings his alter ego to the stage in a 90 minute show filled with comedy, life reflection and overcoming obstacles. With the help of singer-songwriter and pianist Daniel Dillard, this delightful collection of modern Broadway, classic pop and cabaret music takes all ages on an amusing and inspiring journey. Get your ticket now and you are sure to be entertained and uplifted. Who knows, you too might learn how to live your Life As A Fabulous Disappointment.
Visit www.fabulousdisappointment.com

ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Doors 7pm, Showtime 7:30pm
Tickets $15 in advance/ $20 at the door
(day of the show PAY CASH AT DOOR ONLY)

ADVANCED TICKETING IS NOW CLOSED. Tickets can be purchased at the door Sunday evening.

Reserved Seating based on the order of purchase. Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you are all seated together.

THE DEMENTED DIVAS PRESENT:

THE BUTTCRACKER!

Nutcrackers, sugar-plum fairies and sitting on Santa’s lap….could the
holidays be any more twisted?

Yes, those naughty Demented Divas are at it again with their holiday
show, “The Buttcracker”! Complete with new songs and more zany fun!

This campy show is a twisted look at all that we hold dear and sacred
during the holidays . The show features Denver’s most famous bearded
drag queens: Nuclia Waste, Portia Potty, Iona Trailer and Gabriella
Butz’in. You’ll enjoy those holiday classics like, “The 12 Drinks of
Christmas”, “Schweatty Balls: and “I Want A Boob Job For Christmas.”

Voted “The Best Place To Toss Your Fruitcake,” the show happens every
Tuesday and every other Wednesday night in November and December. Last year’s holiday show sold
out so buy your tickets early or you’ll end up with coal in your fishnet
stocking.

Read what audiences are saying about the Demented Divas.

“Best Drag Show” Westword, Best of Denver 2007

“I have never laughed harder in my life!!!!! ” Trent, Denver

“…our heads were POUNDING from all the laughter!” John Paul, Denver

“THE BEST DAMN SHOW TO HAPPEN TO DENVER!” Elvis, Denver

“…one of the best shows I have seen.” Jeremy, Denver

Tickets $25
Doors Open at 7pm, Show Starts at 8pm. Reserved Seating based on the order of purchase… Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you are all seated together the night of the show, thank you.

Tickets and Showtimes:

SUNDAY DECEMBER 20th HAS BEEN ADDED DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!
Get your tickets today!

NARAL Pro-Choice Colorado Foundation wants you to Mingle with Moxie!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009
6:00 p.m.

It’s the cure for the common holiday party!  From icebreakers to exit lines, impress your friends, family, and colleagues by using conversation tips from the communication guru Debra Fine, author of The Fine Art of Small Talk.

Tickets, which benefit NARAL Pro-Choice Colorado Foundation, are $40 and include complimentary hors d’oeuvres and a glass of champagne.  Even better, bring down three or more friends and receive GROUP RATE tickets for only $30 a person! In addition, you can join Friends of the Foundation for a gift of $200 or more and be recognized at the event.

Don’t miss all the fun!  Purchase your $40 ticket down below, today!
To take advantage of our GROUP RATE or to join Friends of the Foundation, please call the Box Office at 303.293.0075.

Learn more about NARAL Pro-Choice Colorado Foundation at www.prochoicecolorado.org and ‘The Queen of Conversation’ at www.debrafine.com.

Tickets & Showtimes:
(Call our box office for GROUP RATE or Friends of the Foundation tickets)

November 17, 2009 at 6:00pm, $40 ticket: Online ticketing for this event is closed. Please call 303.293.0075 for ticket availability and information.

CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC

PRIVATE EVENT

There is only ONE Late Night Friday left and then our popular Magic Underground show is moving to every Wednesday night at 8pm on January 6th!
You can expect to be astounded with the exciting line-up of magicians, performers, and some unexpected silliness.

It’s Denver’s most unusual night of fun!

Magic Underground is an entertaining magic and variety stage show with mind-blowing, close-up magic performances. This show not only features a variety of masters of the magical arts, but offers World-class variety acts from around the globe, and, of course, those gorgeous magician assistants!

Descend down Lannie’s stairwell into our intimate showroom and be transported back to the golden age of live magic shows. At a Magic Underground show, there is no television-camera-trickery to blame when you don’t believe your own, unblinking eyes! Step right up and climb on down to this amazing, funny, sexy, and unforgettable tour of magic and witness magic miracles in the form of daring escapes, mind reading, levitation, impossible card effects, mental metal bending, watch solid objects appear and disappear, and many more unexplainable feats all right before your very eyes!

Magic Underground is hosted by veteran magicians, Chad Allen and Professor Phelyx and their non-magician co-host, Vegas, himself a tried and true showman and performer par excellence.

Professor Phelyx has been called the premiere magician in the Rocky Mountain States and his 28 years of experience are evident in the demonstrations of his skill (Phelyx.com).

Vegas is one of the core performers of the famed Burlesque shows at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret and his years of experience as an entertainer (musician, actor, comedian) are supported by his legion of fans.

Magic Underground boasts such supporting acts as Reid Belstock, recognized, the world-over, as one of the best living jugglers/comedic entertainers, Colorado’s own aerial artist-celebrity (think Cirque), Midnite Martini, and the unpredictable Vaudevillian, Calvo diSanto. This show also features additional guest-magicians, from all over the country, who are sure to delight with their most entertaining demonstrations.

Magic Underground is proudly sponsored by 42 Below Vodkas.  Be sure to take advantage of their drink specials!

21+ with I.D.

Tickets: $10 or $15 VIP (you must call the box office to purchase VIP tickets)

*** VIP tickets include a tiara or gangster hat for each person, and ensures that the person of honor (birthday boy, bachelorette, etc…) will get onstage. ***

Tickets & Showtimes:

THE MAGIC CONTINUES ***WEDNESDAYS*** STARTING JANUARY 6TH!
Check our January calendar for details, tickets and showtimes!