Archive for October, 2009
Off the Clock Burlesque Show w/ Special Guest Dominique Trixx!
TONIGHT SPECIAL BURLESQUE PERFORMER FROM CHICAGO- DOMINIQUE TRIXX!
MUST BE 21+ TO ATTEND THIS SHOW. PROPER ID REQUIRED.
Every Saturday Night, Lannie’s “Off the Clock” brings you burlesque dancers, music, magic and laughs! Your titillating hosts, Fannie Spankings (pictured at left) and Pierre Jean Pierre St Pierre, will guide you through the vintage thrills of old fashioned variety entertainment… and good old fashioned striptease!
In addition to the lovely Clocktower Clockettes, you’ll be treated to circus and variety acts from all corners of the world. Beauty and fun, something for everyone!
Doors open at 11pm for a half hour of pre-show music. At 11:30 the main show kicks off. Enjoy a late night in the sensual luxury of our gorgeous cabaret!
It’s perfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, friends night out, or a romantic date night. Curl up in one of our sexy, luxurious booths, order a Lannitini, and you are in for an evening you will never forget.
Reserved Seats based on the order of purchase. Seats held until: 11:30pm.
Tickets: $20 or $25 VIP tickets
*** Call the box office for special VIP Bachelorette/ Bachelor/ Birthday/ Celebration tickets
VIP tickets include a tiara or gangster hat for each guest, and ensures that the person of honor (i.e. bachelorette, birthday boy, etc) will get onstage! ***
Shows usually sell out, so get tickets now!!!
Seating is reserved based on the order of purchase. Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.
If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you are all seated together the night of the show, thank you
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Tickets & Showtimes:
Oct 24, 2009 at 11:00pm
SOLD OUT!!! Halloween BOO-lesque! Sexy Spooky Fun
Three shows ONLY – COME IN COSTUME and WIN PRIZES!
October 30th @ 8pm (doors at 7pm) 18+ SOLD OUT!!!
October 31st @ 8pm (doors at 7pm) 18+ SOLD OUT!!!
October 31st @ 11pm (doors at 10:30) 21+ SOLD OUT!!!
Join our adorable Clocktower Clockettes as they pay a spooky burlesque tribute to all the thrills and chills of America’s spookiest holiday!
You’ll see zombies, vampires, witches, black cats and even The Blob… scenes so frightening they’ll scare The Clockettes right out of their shirts! Aerial feats, jugglers, magicians, comedy and camp by your favorite “naughty” host, Lannie’s very own, Naughty Pierre.
Old fashioned fun with interactive comedy and costume contest prizes.
Show price: $25
Reserved Seating is based on the order of purchase. Your seats will be held approximately 10 minutes after showtime.
If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you are all seated together the night of the show, thank you.
October 30, 2009 at 8:00pm, 18+ SOLD OUT
October 31, 2009 at 8:00pm, 18+ SOLD OUT
October 31, 2009 at 11:00pm, 21+ SOLD OUT
photo by Norman Dillon Photography S
Andryn Arithson’s “Alice Crypt”
Written and produced by Andryn Arithson
Alice Crypt was first conceived in 2004 after a group of friends dressed as characters from the original stories for Halloween. Long fascinated by the tale and its possibilities for the stage, Andryn began work on the script in 2007. The success of the 2008 production inspired this new musical version. So….
Come down, down, underneath the ground for a devilish night of laughter and excitement. In it’s second year, Alice Crypt is a dark musical comedy sure to thrill and chill audiences of all ages. Gigantic puppets and original music make this a unique take on the famous Alice stories. In place of the familiar set of characters, Alice encounters the prophetic Boatman, a ravenous Vampire, a skeletal Cheshire Cat, and a mysterious monster…lurking in the dark.
In the words of the Queen:
I delight at the sight of a creature in fear
Such a striking expression, such screaming to hear
So impressive is the passion of the hardly dead
It makes me feel like playing with your pretty head
The prey must run, run, run and hide
And try to get rid of all their lust and pride
For these qualities, so human and trite
Will never help them get, to the surface and light!
The fiery C.May Nickel will play Alice and lyrical diva Ariel Haan slays the role of the Cheshire Cat. Jill Rahall returns as the maniacal Queen of Wasps.
Tickets & Showtimes:
October 18, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $13
October 25, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $13
Kinsey Sicks Dragapella Beauty Shop Quartet
Back by popular demand!!!
Oct. 2nd: 7pm and 9pm
Oct. 3rd: 7pm and 9pm
The Kinsey Sicks
Hilarious Dragapella Beauty Shop Quartet
The Kinsey Sicks
Hilarious: Dragapella Beauty Shop Quartet Two shows 7PM 9PM
7PM First show: Wake the F@#k Up America!
9PM Second Show: GreatesTits and Other Bawdy Parts
Combining award winning a cappella singing, sharp satire and over-the-top drag, THE KINSEY SICKS, America’s Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, has served up a feast of music and comedy to audiences in over 40 states! Their impressive 15-year resume includes an Off-Broadway show, an extended run in Vegas, two feature films, six CDs, and appearances throughout the US, Canada, Mexico and Europe. The New York Times has praised their “voices sweet as birdsong” and Billboard calls them “one act that should not be missed.”
The Kinseys Sicks have been profiled on national television, including on 20/20 and CBS Early Show with Bryant Gumbel, and were the subjects of a lengthy cover feature in the arts section of the New York Times. They have won numerous a cappella awards and have recorded five CDs: Dragapella, Boyz 2 Girlz, Sicks in the City, I Wanna Be a Republican, and Oy Vey in a Manger: Christmas Carols and Other Jewish Music.
In 2006, the Kinsey Sicks performed an extended engagement at the Las Vegas Hilton. In addition, their first feature film, “Kinsey Sicks: I Wanna Be a Republican,” premiered at the 30th San Francisco International Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. Another documentary, ALMOST INFAMOUS! On the Road with the Kinsey Sicks follows the Kinsey Sicks backstage on tour.
Wake the F@#k Up America
A special encore performance at Lannie’s! In WAKE THE F@#K UP AMERICA, we find THE KINSEY SICKS hosting their own morning network news and features show, and you are invited to be part of their studio audience. The show examines the unsettling blur between news and entertainment, and no one does this better than the KINSEY SICKS who happen to be both good entertainment and bad news. Watch the KINSEY SICKS put the “ew” in “The View” – and all in glorious, four-part harmony. So don’t touch that dial!
GreatesTits and Other Bawdy Parts
In the Denver debut of THE KINSEY SICKS’ brand new touring show, the girls offer a concert that features brand new parodies – including of Beyonce’s “All the Single Ladies,” Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” – as well as some of their greatest audience favorites. An intimate night of comedy, music and rollicking fun.
“One of the more uniquely original (and thoroughly fun and entertaining) acts we have encountered in years… rich four-part harmony… hilarious… this is one act that should not be missed, either in person or on CD.”
–Billboard Magazine
“The San Francisco-area Kinsey Sicks…have to be seen to be appreciated fully, presenting one of the funniest, most outrageous shows you will ever see, you will laugh yourself sick.”
–Contemporary A Cappella Recording Awards 2000
“…a riot, singing perfect harmonies of song parodies that keep fans laughing for the better part of 90 minutes.”
–Las Vegas Sun
Each show: $35
***For only $10 more get the whole kit and kaboodle of Kinseys!
The Double feature: $45 Stay all night! Both Shows!!! CALL THE BOX OFFICE TO GET THIS DEAL 303-293-0075
HELD OVER!! Lannie Garrett’s Great Women of Song
Held over!!
Lannie Garrett’s Great Women of Song
In her newest show, Lannie and her amazing band, The Errand Boys of Rhythm Quintet, pay tribute to many of the female singers who have touched our hearts and lives. Lannie and the boys will cover songs by Billie Holiday to Bette Midler, with stops along the way to pay homage to Dusty Springfield, Janis Joplin, Bonnie Raitt, Nina Simone and many, many others. With songs and stories about the singers and Lannie’s always present sense of humor and flair for showmanship, a beautiful stage set and songs that range from poignant to downright funny, this show is sure to entertain audiences of all ages.
Due to capacity crowds and the high demand for tickets we are proud to extend Lannie’s show: Great Women of Song, through October.
Tickets are $35.
(Lannie returns with her Gypsy Jazz Show, “Under Paris Skies” in November)
Read the excellent review of this show in the August 21st 2009 issue of the Denver Post…
Tickets & Showtimes: All shows are Sold Out, you can contact the box office for standing room tickets or waitlist, 303.293.0075
October 10, 2009 at 8:00pm, $35- SOLD OUT
October 16, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $35 – SOLD OUT
October 17, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $35 – SOLD OUT
October 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $35 – SOLD OUT
October 24, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $35- SOLD OUT
RESERVED SEATING BASED ON THE ORDER OF PURCHASE
*** If you are joining a bigger party please call the box office with the group name so we can seat you all together the night of the show (303.293.0075) ***
SOLD OUT! Tina LeGrand’s “Life as a Fabulous Disappointment”
*AT THE REQUEST OF TINA SEATING WILL BE OPEN, FIRST COME FIRST SERVED *
Have you ever felt like you can’t please everyone?? Well, this is your kind of show…..
Life As A Fabulous Disappointment is an anthology based on the life of Tina LeGrand and the man under the make-up. Todd Barnes, a singer, actor and female impersonator brings his alter ego to the stage in a 90 minute show filled with comedy, life reflection and overcoming obstacles. With the help of singer-songwriter and pianist Daniel Dillard, this delightful collection of modern Broadway, classic pop and cabaret music takes all ages on an amusing and inspiring journey. Get your ticket now and you are sure to be entertained and uplifted. Who knows, you too might learn how to live your Life As A Fabulous Disappointment.
Visit www.fabulousdisappointment.com
ONE NIGHT ONLY!
Sunday, October 4th, 2009
Doors 7pm, Showtime 7:30pm
Tickets $15 in advance/ $20 at the door
(day of the show PAY CASH AT DOOR ONLY)
October 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm, $15 – SOLD OUT!!!
*AT THE REQUEST OF TINA SEATING WILL BE OPEN, FIRST COME FIRST SERVED *
Demented Divas Go To Hollywood!
(The Divas hilarious holiday show: THE BUTTCRACKER opens in November)
Holy Oscars! This Dragtastically hilarious comedy troupe, The Demented Divas are going to the land of movies and liposuction in their brand new show “The Demented Divas Go to Hollywood!”. Lannie’s is thrilled to present the most original and witty comedy revue to ever hit Denver starring those famous glittered and bearded drag queens – Nuclia Waste, Portia Potty, Iona Trailer and Gabbriella Butz’In.
This brand new show will spoof the most famous and oscar-winning movies of all time, including The Sound of Music, Dream Girls, Mommie Dearest, 101 Dalmations, Young Frankenstein, The Rocky Horror Picture Show and many more. No famous movie star diva will be left unharmed as the Demented Divas delight audiences with their oscar-winning comedy routines.
The Demented Divas shows have been voted “The Best Place To Squirt A Martini Out Your Nose” and have been featured on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Don’t miss these crazy twisted queens of comedy!
A GREAT WAY TO CELEBRATE A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY/BACHELORETTE or WACKY GATHERING!
Doors 7 p.m., show 8 p.m.
Listen to what audiences are saying about the Demented Divas.
“Best Drag Show”, Westword Best of Denver 2007
“I have never laughed harder in my life!!!!! ” Trent, Denver
“…our heads were POUNDING from all the laughter!! Truly a treat!” John Paul, Denver
“THE BEST DAMN SHOW TO HAPPEN TO DENVER!” Elvis, Denver
“…one of the best shows I have seen…one of the best shows Colorado has ever had.” Jeremy, Denver
Tickets are $15.
For $20 VIP Birthday/Bachelorette/Celebration tickets please call the box office! 303.293.0075
VIP tickets include a tiara or fedora hat for each guest, and ensures that the person of honor (i.e. bachelorette, birthday boy, etc) will get up on stage!
Reserved Seating based on the order of purchase. Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.
If you are apart of a larger group you MUST call the box office and let us know the group name you’re with, otherwise we cannot guarantee that you will be seated with the rest of your party