Ms. Ruby Ann Boxcar, ( author of eight bestselling books, temptress of song, and international TV/radio personality) will be bringing her unique brand of humor to Lannie’s in a brand new weekly variety show entitled Ruby Ann’s Great Big After Church Sunday Social. Ms. Boxcar, whose antics have been seen on such programs as Fox and Friends, The Today Show, and Oprah, says that the one thing Denver has been sorely missing is the southern tradition of gathering together each Sunday afternoon with friends, family, and, “Whoever your 67 year old drunken stripper sister happens to be datin’ that week,” for laughter, singing, and even some cooking lessons and crafts. These afternoons at Lannie’s will have an ever-changing line-up of local talent, musical selections and activities, and are sure to fill that void, and she promises that it will be more fun than, “Watchin’ Kirstie Alley tryin’ out wicker furniture!” Because of this Ruby Ann suggests that you’ll never know who might be in the audience. “I’ve got a lot of celebrity friends both locally and in Hollywood where I keep a single wide trailer, and they’re always lookin’ to rub elbows with folks at my shows.”

Ruby Ann Boxcar, who has been called a cross between “Martha Stewart and Larry the Cable Guy”, has delighted audiences across the United States, Canada, and even as far off as Australia and the UK with her one woman show Double-Wide, and has become a Friday staple on Denver’s #1 country station KYGO with her live segment Ruby Ann’s Big Ass-trological Weekend Outlook. Her newest book Simple As My Niece, Easy As My Sister Wedding Planner hits stores in 2010.

Tickets: $20

Tickets & Showtimes:

September 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm, $20

OPEN SEATING, GENERAL ADMISSION

Shadows of Swing
Starring – Primo Award winning Entertainer of the year
Russell Canino – Singing and Dancing
A taste of the swinging days in Vegas.
with the Dreamland Dolls Dancers

Doors: 5:30 Showtime 6:00

Tickets: $15/advance $18 at door

OPEN SEATING, FIRST COME- FIRST SERVED SEATING

Tickets & Showtimes:

August 23, 2009 at 6:00 pm, $15

Tonight – Texas Starlet Ginger Valentine! (pictured left)

MUST BE 21+ TO ATTEND THIS SHOW. PROPER ID REQUIRED.

Every Saturday Night, Lannie’s “Off the Clock” brings you burlesque dancers, music, magic and laughs! Your titillating hosts, Fannie Spankings and Pierre Jean Pierre St Pierre, will guide you through the vintage thrills of old fashioned variety entertainment… and good old fashioned striptease!

Magician Chad Allen & carnival-man Calvo round out the evening, adding their unique talents to a line-up chock full beauty and fun.

Doors open at 11pm for a half hour of pre-show music. At 11:30 the main show kicks off. Enjoy a late night in the sensual luxury of our gorgeous cabaret!

It’s perfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties, friends night out, or a romantic date night. Curl up in one of our sexy, luxurious booths, order a Lannitini, and you are in for an evening you will never forget.

Reserved Seats based on the order of purchase. Seats held until: 11:30pm.

Tickets: $20 or $28 VIP tickets

*** Call the box office for special VIP Bachelorette/ Bachelor/ Birthday/ Celebration tickets. VIP tickets include a tiara or cowboy hat for each guest, a shot, and ensures that the person of honor (i.e. bachelorette, birthday boy, etc) will get onstage! ***

Shows usually sell out, so get tickets now!!!

Seating is reserved based on the order of purchase. Seats will be given up 10 minutes after showtime.

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you all get sat together the night of the show, thank you
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August 15, 2009 at 11:00pm

When you buy tickets online, please print out the confirmation page and bring it with you the night of the show. Thank you!

A special show to honor the memory Marvin (Henchi) Graves.

This legendary old school, soul and R&B group have legions of devoted fans of all ages…decades of experience and popularity and they are still going strong.

Their high energy showmanship, top notch musicians and their warm soulful singing and not to be matched stage presence bring their audiences to their feet everytime. There WILL be dancing in the aisles. If you love R&B music and real old school soul, this band IS it. We’re having a “Freddi-Henchi Party!”

If you are joining a larger party please call the box office and give us the group name so we can make sure you all get sat together the night of the show, thank you
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Tickets & Showtimes:

August 7, 2009 at 8:00 pm, $20

A charity event for the Colfax Community Network

Come out to Lannie’s Clocktower for an evening of tassels and fundraising. There will be raffles from local businesses, vodka and whiskey tasting, bands, burlesque (maybe some boylesque too), and much more!

Sunday, August 16
7pm 21+ ONLY
$25 in advance
$30 day of
DAY OF THE SHOW, PAY CASH AT DOOR ONLY!
OPEN SEATING, FIRST COME FIRST SERVED

When you buy tickets online, please print out the confirmation email and bring it with you the night of the show. Thank you!